Saturday, December 5

PJ's for the weekend

1.
'Mama, mama. These chips taste like bacon!'
'That's because they ARE bacon flavoured, sweetie!'
'Oh, that's wonderful, mama! I love them!'
'Me too, honey!'

2.
Why did the cops give Sehwag all their guns when he started to leave?
Because when he gets going, you must surrender to Virender.

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